Bald Guy: What the hell is tickling thy neck?

Girl: I seem to have steel wool up thy nose?

Bono?: Ha ha ha-eth! Something art tickling thy begatting stick!

Guy with Necklace: It wert not thee... thy hands art firmly in thy lap!

Roger the Divine: Wherest art the fucking Vodka?

Brian the Wise: If anyone doth maketh anymore jokes about Thy hair, I shalt stampeth upon them and smite them!

Guy in Big Sunnies: Jesus! Whoforeart droppeth his lunch?