Thy lapeth top hath swalloweth Pavarotti the Fat Arsed Whale!
Yea, it art true!
Thee presseth 'controleth' and 'entereth'
and disappeareth from view!

Lo! It devoureth him completethly
The thought maketh Thee unto squirmeth
He must hath caughteth of a viruseth
or been eateth by a worm

Thee searcheth through the recycleth bin
and files of e'ery kind
Thee hath even useth the internet
but nothing didst Thee findeth!

In desperationeth, Thee asketh Jeeves
Thy searches to refineth
The reply wert negative
Not a thing wert found 'online'

So-eth, if insideth thou 'inbox'
Thy Fat Arsed Whale thee shouldst thusly see-eth
Please-eth to 'copyeth', 'scaneth' and 'pasteth' him
and sendeth him back unto Thee

Brian the Wise