Once again I awoke at cockcrow to find Thineself in a New Land!

This time I art surrounded by leprechauns!
They keep bringing thee tea!
It dost taste verily strange but it doth maketh thee to feel good!

I suspecteth that I art on the Emerald Isle!
Why doth I suspecteth this?
Well, I look hither, I look thither and I art surrounded by little people and it art verily green. Emerald in fact-eth!
I art also dressed-eth in green. Like a leprechaun! And I art incredibly tall. A Giant Leprechaun!
Damn those camels! They hath stretchedeth thee unto 7 foot tall!

Lost, confused and tall. At first I wert verily afrighted but the tea hath calmed thee.
Oh well, it art surely the next leg on thy Book Biz tour!

To be sure-eth, the leprechauns dost love Bang!

Alas I hath tried to colour-code thy lapethtop to different hues of green but it still default-eths to the wrong colours.
Curses upon Apple-Mac-eth! Yea, thy thighs art still burnt!

However, Thee must continue on thy Sale Trail – ha ha-eth!

On a happily note – I hath trained the leprechauns to signeth thy name and they art now signing all the Bang! Books on behalf of thee!
A Wise Move©!
Yay-eth! No more annoying plebeians with their infernal bits of paper shoved in thy face. A pestilence upon them!

Cheers,
Bri the verily busy Wi

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