Brian the Wise: “Who?”

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: “Thy name art Shaneus, O Ye of the Wondrous Hair”

Brian the Wise: “Doth thou dare to crack-eth Hair Jokes at Thee! Shut-eth up now or I shall smite thee!”

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: “O Great Wise One, I wouldst ne’er doeth such a thing.

Brian the Wise: Hast thy knee forgot to bow? Ye foul indigested toerag! Thou manners art as slovenly as thy appearance!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: A thousand apologies, O Learned One, Thou art the Light and Soul of thy Tabernacle!”

Brian the Wise: “Thou praise doth please Thee”

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Thy praise for Thee knoweth no bounds, O Almighty One

Brian the Wise: Do goeth on!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: O Wise One, I art humbled to be in Thy presence!

Brian the Wise: As is shouldst thusly be! Dost thou own a copy of Bang! ?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Nay! I art awaiting it’s release here on the Emerald Isle, O Sharp-Witted One!

Brian the Wise: Hast thou not hearkened of mail order!?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Behold! The lazy Irish Pigeons, they art on strike!

Brian the Wise: Thou disappoint Thee Shaneus!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Thou words strike a blow unto thy heart O Judicious One! I art a broken man. How canst I maketh it up to Thee, O Knowing Deity?

Brian the Wise: Thee knoweth not!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: But Holy Enlightened One, I art Thou humbled servant. Lo, doth I not read of Thy Wise Words every day!

Brian the Wise: Then why dost thou not learn!?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Forgive me Astute One, for I hath sinned.

Brian the Wise: Well, thou shouldst be verily careful or thee wilst incur Thy wrath!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: But Sagacious One! Thy entire life art in attendance of Thee. I pledge thyself unto Thee! I surf the net and abuse blasphemers and false prophets.

Brian the Wise: How dost one doeth this?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: I send them abusive emails, Your Shrewdness and leave vile, nasty things on their message boards!

Brian the Wise: It seems I hath underestimated thy worth, young serf! What else doth thou doeth?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Well, I hath a website dedicated unto the Gods and in it I tell of great things.... chords, tabs, polls, discographies, information on books and videos! I must disgrace other websites that I doth not approve of to increase thy traffic and so ye, Oh Brainy One wilst heap blessing upon thee.

Brian the Wise: This art a good thing. Telleth Thee more.

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: I hath exposed the worst of these sites Your Dexterousness! I hath preached unto the vile QUEEBLE that they art childish, crass and they art NOT wise! I telleth them they art a cheap imitation of Thou Most Holy Site, brianmay.com! Thy comments upon their message board art verily sinister. They art afeared of thee.

Brian the Wise: The Queeble?

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Yea O Clueful One.

Brian the Wise: That art THY SITE thou idiot! brianmay.com art the IMPOSTER, thou Gaelic Git!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Nay! This couldst ne’er be true!

Brian the Wise: Enough of thou shenanigans! Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat. Go hifreann leat. Feisigh do thoin fein. Ní mórán thú!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Tá brón orm, please forgive-eth thee O Grandiose One !

Brian the Wise: Nay! Be off with ye! I smite thee and I will remove thy head from thee and throw it upon the dunghill, thou tosser! Be off! Be gone! I set thy leprechauns upon ye! Damn ye to eternal hell, thou Philistine!

Shaneus the Odious Leprechaun: Pah! Thou Narcissist! I renounce thy belief in Thee, thou conceited old boor!

Brian the Wise (turning puce): THOU INSUFFERABLE PRAT! THOU DARE TO BLASHPHME THEE? LEPRECHAUNS! SEIZE HIM!