Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Well, the news just to hand-eth! It seems like the Gods will thusly tour next year with Paul-eth Rodgers!

Stay Tuned for more details!"

Brian the Wise: "What! WHAT! Who-eth so-ever-eth spilleth the beans!? Why it must surely be Roger the Divine, that big-mouth tart!

Lo! He probably blabbeth some pillow-spake unto some wench last night! Holy Ursurpness!

"Thee canst believe Roger the Divine wouldst spill-eth the beans without Thy endorsement!"

"Well, Thee shalt just have to spake out and endorse-eth it now!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "So it art really true what Roger the Divine sayeth?"

Brian the Wise: "Yea, It wert thusly Thy idea. Roger the Divine art nowt but a musical prostitute and willst spaketh anything, but this time it art not just a rumour!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Art Thee thusly sure it art not a rumour?"

Brian the Wise: "It art on brianthewise.com so therefore-eth it art thusly truth!"

"We art in the process of havething stadiums and ampitheatres built for the occassion, gladiators and lion tamers art also preparing for the event!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "The multitudes there willst be-eth verily happy!"

Brian the Wise: "Oh yea! Thee art doing it for Thy public"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "It art not for the fame and notoriety?"

Brian the Wise: "Nay, of fame and notoriety, thy seeketh not!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: *snort* *cough* *splutter* *choke* ... "No?"

Brian the Wise: "Nay. It really all came about because of the Fendereth 50th Anniversary gig that Thee didst with Paul-eth Rodgers."

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Thou wert in that???"

Brian the Wise: "Of course!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Oh-eth!"

Brian the Wise: "And Paul-eth Rodgers wert so amazed at Thy brilliance on All-eth Right Now, that He wert suddenly struck with a blinding flash-eth of lightning, continually, until he realised that 'something special' wert happening here.

Brian the Wise: "And Thee thusly sayeth unto Paul-eth, 'we must play-eth together!" And he sayeth "Yea!" And Thee sayeth "But whoforeart shouldst be-eth the Drummer? And Paul-eth sayeth unto Thee, "Thou art kidding, art Thou not?" And Thee sayeth unto Paul-eth "Nay, Thee canst thinketh of one'. And Paul-eth sayeth unto Thee 'Well, that hath to be-eth a no-brainer!" And Thee thinketh much and then Thee sayeth "LO! Thee haveth it! The no-brainer Drummer shalt be-eth Roger the Divine!" And there thou haveth it!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Thou spaketh that of Roger the Divine? Thou art brave!"

Brian the Wise: "Nay, Thee art Wise"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "So this kind of just happened-eth?"

Brian the Wise: Well-eth, the UK Corridor of Fame awards just came-eth up out of the blue orbs and apparently-eth We had won one of the categories"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "Only one?"

Brian the Wise: "Ahem! And the request wert there for Us to play-eth. And, of course, Thee hath already haveth the Wise Idea and so Thee thusly spake of it unto Roger the Divine"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "The No Brainer?"

Brian the Wise: "Ahem! Thee hath spaketh unto Roger the Divine of how brilliant Paul Rodgers thinketh Thee art and since, verily conveniently, he hath also been asketh to be-eth there, We agree-eth to team-eth up for this event!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "And where art John the Mysterious?"

Brian the Wise: "Behold He art in His shed with His pipecleaners and We canst nay get-eth Him to come-eth out!"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "And The Lord God Freddie?"

Brian the Wise: "He art off cavorting and shopping in the Land Of The Rising Sun, taking tea with the geishas"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "And they do-eth not mind Thou doing this?"

Brian the Wise: "Oh-eth nay! They art all for it and They art verily proud of Thee"

Radio Suck Suck Announcer: "And Roger the Divine"

Brian the Wise: "Oh yea! Him too"