THEY HATH NAY HEARKENED THE LAST OF THIS!

'Analyse THIS, NASA!'

'THE SPACE SHUTTLE WERT THY INVENTION!
Taketh THIS too, NASA!'

"Nasa scientists art a little concerned-eth about the debris that fell off the space shuttle just after take-off. The Head of Space Exploration and Shuttle Deployment-eth sayeth this morn that Brian the Wise wilst haveth to review His quality control before-eth the next shuttle art launched!"

'BLASHPEMY! TOSSERS! THE SHUTTLE WERT NOT THY INVENTION. HOW DARE-ETH THEY TRY TO BLAME-ETH THEE FOR THIS!!! I, BRIAN THE WISE, INVENTETH ONLY GOOD THINGS. JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS DIDST THUSLY COME-ETH UP WITH THAT IDEA! 'TWERT NOT THEE!!!"

'THEE KNEWETH IT! THEE KNEWETH THIS WOULDST HAPPEN!
LO! NASA HAVETH A LOT TO ANSWER-ETH FOR!
I, BRIAN THE WISE, SCIENTIST EXTRAETHORDINAIRE-ETH DIDST THUSLY WARN THEM THAT THIS WOULDST HAPPEN!"