FULL NAMETH: _______________________________________________________
TEMPLE LOCATION: ________________________________________________________
STATE: ________________________________________________________
LAND : ________________________________________________________
PHONE ©Bri The Wi#: _______________________
MOBILE PHONE ©Bri The Wi#: ________________
RELIGIOUS AFFINITY (if not Queebler): ______________________________
DATE THOU CAN BEGINETH WORK: _______________________________________
CANST THOU WORK ROTATING SHIFTS? Yea / Nay
DESIRED SALARY RANGE: ______________________________________________
WILLING TO WORK OVERTIME AS NEEDED? Yea / Nay
Art thou related by blood to any current God, Archangel, Saint, or Devil? Yea / Nay
If Yea, Please Explaineth:
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Art thou, or hast thou ever been facing eternal damnation to the pits of hell for breaking any of the Ten Or So Commandments in thought, word or deed? Yea / Nay
If Yea, Please Explain:
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Hast thou been forgiven of these sins? Yea / Nay
If Nay, Please Explain:
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Please note : A negative answer to the above question willst not automatically bar thee from becoming a disciple. The Holy Queeble understands that people, angels, spirits and assorted ethereal beings can maketh mistakes.What art important now, art that thou answer these questions truthfully and honestly, and that thou art totally repentant of thou sins.
Hast thou been banned from the BMML or QML? Yea/Nay?Who Hasn't?
Was there a reason for this banmation? Yea/Nay/Art There Ever?
If Yea, please explain!
(Thine letter of praise willst be sent immediately!) _____________________________________________________________________
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JOB SKILLS: Please place a check in the box next to any of the following job related skills thou possess.
____ : TYPEWRITER©Bri The Wi
____ : HAY BALING©Bri The Wi
____ : WORD PROCESSING©Bri The Wi
____ : WINDOWS/MAC©Bri The Wi
____ : WALKING ON WATER©Bri The Wi
____ : QUICKBOOKS©Bri The Wi
____ : RESURRECTION OF THE DEAD©Bri The Wi
____ : FLOODING THE WORLD©Bri The Wi
____ : BEGATTING©Bri The Wi
____ : FEEDING THE MASSES©Bri The Wi
____ : PARTING THE SEA©Bri The Wi
____ : PHOTOCOPIER MAINTENANCE©Bri The Wi
____ : CURING LEPROSY/SYCOPHANTIA©Bri The Wi
____ : SHORTHAND©Bri The Wi
____ : RESTORING SIGHT©Bri The Wi
____ : SUMMON LOCUST PLAGUE©Bri The Wi
____ : EXORCISE DEMONS©Bri The Wi
____ : FISHING/WHALING©Bri The Wi
____: CAMEL JOCKEY©Bri The Wi
____: DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY©Bri The Wi
____: ADOBETH PHOTOSHOP©Bri The Wi
____: SCRIBE©Bri The Wi
Dost thou haveth thour own tools for the job (apostles, churches, long lines etc.)? Yea / Nay
RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION? Yea / Nay
Which? (please check)
___: OXEN©Bri The Wi
___: FERARRI©Bri The Wi
___; UTE©Bri The Wi
___: CAMEL©Bri The Wi
___: CAR©Bri The Wi
___: CLOGGED FEET©Bri The Wi
___: BUS/TRAIN©Bri The Wi
___: NUBILE SLAVES©Bri The Wi
___: SCOOTER/MOTORBIKE©Bri The Wi
___: PENNY FARTHING©Bri The Wi
___: BICYCLE©Bri The Wi
___: FAT BOTTOMED GIRL©Bri The Wi
WORK EXPERIENCE:
Hast thou served as the Supreme Spiritual Being or Lesser Deity for False Prophets ? Yea / Nay
If Yea, Who?:
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What wert thou duties:
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Wert thou terminated from this position (through firing, holy war, banment or forced resignation)? Yea / Nay
If Yea, Please Explain:
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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE SIGNING UP
Thee hereby certify that the answers in this application art true and complete to the best of thy knowledge, and thee authorize The Holy Queeble to verify any or all statements contained herein through any means they require, including credit checks, breathalyser analysis, criminal records and tabloid archives searches, urine samples and foot odour detection sensors.
Thee further understand that employment as Queeble Disciple will be contingent upon the results of a physical and spiritual examination which will include tolerance level of Holy Water, drug screening, anal examination, knitting skills and holy judgment.
Signature/Mark of Applicant: _______________________
Date: _____________
The Holy Queeble art an equal opportunity employer and shall not discriminate against any applicant for employment because of age, sex, funny looking ears, marital status, national origin, religion, race, hair structure, disability, or corporealness.