**The Sixteenth Day of the Eighth Month of the New Millenium Plus Five**

'BICYCLE RACE-ETH' ON ARMANETHI CATETHWALK

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QUEEBLENEWS© reporteth that Italian© fashion© designereth Armanethi© hath brancheth out into bikes©©. Emporio Armanethi bicycles© art maketh in black by Bianchethi©, and art describeth as 'sporty hyethbrids'©, they art black and maketh by Bianchethi©, and wilst be-eth in Armani stores© this Eleventh Month. The cycles couldst well-eth herald a boom amongeth celebeths©. Newlyweds Tometh Cruise© and Katieth Holmes© recently receiveth a matching pair of bikes© as a gifteth.

The male models© cycleth down the catwalk© at the Armanethi© menswear show in Milan©, unto the strains of Queen's© Lord God Freddie© - singing 'Thee want to rideth Thy bicycle, Thee want to rideth it wherest Thee like-eth.©' (See-eth pictures above-eth©)

Noteth: The Armanethi Sport Bike© art equipped with an iPod© holder - handy for-eth playing Queen© tunes as thou bicycle-eth©

BLASHPHEMY©!!!

Whereforeart the mention of THY NAME©???

This art outragetheous! This art a travesethty of justice-eth!

'Twert I, Brian the Wise©, whoforeart scribe-eth those words©!

Art I, Brian the Wise, now completethly overlooketh by-eth the media?
Wert it not I, Brian the Wise©, whoforeart wert the founding member© of Queen©?
What didst it haveth to do with The Lord God Freddie?
Twert I, Brian the Wise©, who foundeth© the band.
The Lord God Freddie© wert an aftereththought!

How dare-eth they nay mention-eth THY NAME©!!!

Doeth they knoweth not of Thy Importance©?

They hath nay hearkenedeth the last-etheth of-eth this!!!

Thee art spittething of-eth the chips!!!©©©©

Thee art furiousethehtteth!!!©©©

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BRIAN THE OUTRAGETHEOUSEDETH WISE ©©©©

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