**The Sixth Day of the Tenth Month of the New Millennium Plus Five**

ARUBA ARUBA ARU-ETHBA!

This little island doth haveth of its own indiginous population, but it art 'owned' (for-eth such art Imperialism?) by the Dutch.
The bloody Dutch ruin everything! Smite the Dutch.

It art one of the three Dutch Antille-ethes, situated only 15 nautical miles from Venezethuela.
How in the flock of sheep dost we endeth up here? Didst the Captain of the Rainbow Worrier not followeth Thy Charts?

However--eth .... Aruba Aruba Aruba-eth art, in character, almost completethly Americanised .... with MacethDonalds, Dominous Pizza, Wendy's (whoforeart this wench?) and even Hooters. Which remindeth Thee, whereforeart Roger?

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