**The Sixth Day of the Tenth Month of the New Millennium Plus Five**

ARUBA ARUBA ARU-ETHBA!

Smite the Dutch....again.

These Dutch Antille-ethes (they art near Tasmania) art full of bloody honeymooners! Everywherest Thee go-eth, bloody honeymooners. Sucking face, swappething tongues...bleuuuuuugh-eth! They maketh Thee sick with all their touchy feely crap-eth!

I, Brian the Wise, haveth no-one to suck-eth face with. Whyforeart doth no-one want-eth to suck-eth thy face?

It art too bloody hot! Bugger the Dutch. It art all their fault. The bloody Dutch ruin everything.

Thee art relaxething by the pool. Find-eth Thee somebody to love! Couldst someone suck-eth Thy toes?

Which remindeth Thee, whereforeart Roger? Thee bet He art off suckething something. Maybe He art Dutch.

Smite the Dutch. Bloody clog-wearing sniping bitches. Thee shalt giveth them a clog right up their Dutch arses.

bri the wi