**The Seventh Day of the Tenth Month of the New Millennium Plus Five**

ARUBA ARUBA ARU-ETHBA!

Well, here art Aruba Aruba Abru-ethba at dusk-eth the next day.

Lo! It doth ne'er changeth! Same crappy-eth sunset, same hot, sticky temperature-eths, same flies HANGING AROUND THY TOES!!!!

YEA! Thy tinea art back! Damn-eth and smite the heat! So much for-eth their healing tincethtures.

SMITE THE BLOODY DUTCH!

Sniping snots!

Love,
Brian the Wise