ARUBA ARUBA ARU-ETHBA!
Well, here art Aruba Aruba Abru-ethba at dusk-eth ... yet again ... the same.
Doth this heat ne'er end? Heat, flies, sweat ... Thee art de-ethhydrated, Thee haveth heat rash, chaffing and pimples on Thine arse.
Trust the Dutch to inventeth such a God-Awful place.
Thee art melting! The water art full of scabs and bacteria-eth and it art YELLOW!
Tincethtures, Smincethtures! It art a load of crap. THOU CANST NE'ER TRUST-ETH THE DUTCH!
Thee haveth the shits again ...
THEE HATE-ETH OF THE DUTCH!
Brian the Wise