**The Eighth Day of the Tenth Month of the New Millennium Plus Five**

ARUBA ARUBA ARU-ETHBA!

Well, here art Aruba Aruba Abru-ethba at dusk-eth ... yet again ... the same.

Doth this heat ne'er end? Heat, flies, sweat ... Thee art de-ethhydrated, Thee haveth heat rash, chaffing and pimples on Thine arse.

Trust the Dutch to inventeth such a God-Awful place.

Thee art melting! The water art full of scabs and bacteria-eth and it art YELLOW!

Tincethtures, Smincethtures! It art a load of crap. THOU CANST NE'ER TRUST-ETH THE DUTCH!

Thee haveth the shits again ...

THEE HATE-ETH OF THE DUTCH!

Brian the Wise