Behold! There art much to report .... from me ...Brian the Wise .... meetings on the continuation of falling sales of THIS YEARS BIGGEST DISASTER – BIGGUS BONG BUNG BING BANG ! at Patrick's place ... and a photo session down there ...
I will show ye soon enough...(hint-eth – ever seen green slime? In stereo-eth? Ha ha-eth!)

But I have a request, to anyone who art interested. Art there ANYONE out there who art interested? It doth seem to me that thou art somewhat DISINTERESTED if BIGGUS BANG BONG BING BUNG! Sales art anything to go by! THOU MORONS!

GO-ETH SHOPPING!!!

I, Brian the Wise, will be interviewing Sir Patrick Moore very soon (next week), for a future TV programme based on BIGGUS BUNG BING BONG BANG !

#SURPRISE SURPRISE PATRICK – I ART TAKING LESSONS FROM NONE OTHER THAN ‘JUDGE-ETH JUDY’ - so beware thou little fat weasel!

If anyone out there has a question they would like put unto Patrick the Fat Toad, on any subject, including sales tips, please let me know. Send it unto me either at Brianthewise.com or to BigBangBongBungBingUniverse.com or to Artthereanythingbrianthewiseknowethnot.com or to brisfountainofknowledge.co.uk or creationofeverything.org - OK ?

Cheers
Bri the Wise