We art impressed-eth about Thou new book, thy friend and I art saving money to buy it, thou know-eth not how things art verily expensive here in Argentina! (only 4.7 years to go-eth by our calculations!) There art no more happiness unto us! We are verily poor.
I art proud to be fan of Thee - Brian the Wise, Thou art a monster! Thou always hath new things to surprise us, today I read the tabloids and there art a note of Thou book with an interview, I wert shocked by the idea.
It art amazing! Thou discovereth the Earth? Thou createth the Universe? What next ! How dost thou discovereth that Earth wilst disappear in 3.000 millions of years???
I art sending unto thee a wallpaper I crafted thyself, hope thou like-eth of it! Dost thou like-eth our t-shirts???
Luis and Pedro
PS: Sorry Thy bad medieval English...
The Wise One© replied:Hey-eth !
Dost thou not see-eth the © COPYRIGHT SYMBOLS© upon Thy work! ! ! © © © © © ©
The BANG! © shirts© wert Thy idea. Do-eth not try to take-eth credit for Thy work© ! Wallpaper© art THY INVENTION and I, Brian the Wise, doth thank-eth ye to keep-eth right away from that territory. Stupid foreign plebs! How dare thou try to compete with thy talents© ! A pestilence© be-eth upon ye!
And ... how doth thee know-eth of the Sun's© future ? Well, thee art an intelligent God© and I have-eth a plan!
And ... Rock-eth !!
cheers
Bri the Wi©
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