Barbra Streisand-eth – Cheap slapper!

Behold! An unauthorised biographethy of Barbra Streisandeth alleges the singer hath hath more than her fair share of celebrity begatting-fests in her day.

In his new book, Barbra: The Way She Art, Christopher Andersillius allegeth Streisand notched up many big names on her star-studded belt, including Prince-eth Charles, Roger the Divine, Dodi Fayeth, Andre-eth Agassi and Billililius Clinton.

Other alleged former conquesteths include Warren Beatethty, Ryan O'ethNeal, Steve-eth McQueeble, Kris Kristofferethson, Donillius Johnson, Brian the Wise, Elliott-eth Gould, Richard Gere-eth, Omar-eth Sharif and Liam Nee-ethson.

Anderson sayeth the 63-year-old actress art "cheap", prone unto huge tantrums and hath a "Queen-sized ego!

“That art crap!” sayeth Roger the Divine “Our ego art nay that small! And she slept-eth with Thee last of all, for-eth after that she wert ruined for-eth any other man!”

“Stop-eth it!” sayeth Brian the Wise “Thee hath ne’er slept-eth with anyone. Except-eth thy wife of course. Oh, and Thy Mistress-eth who art now Thy wife. Oh, and Thy Personal Secretethary. Oh, and that wench in the carpark behind the Alexandra Hotel.”

“Lo! She art nowt but a cheap slapper!” sayeth a disgustedeth Lord God Freddie.

John the Mysterious refuseth to comment.