But to suck-eth up a bit.... What magnificent multitudes ye art. Both shows in Espania-eth wert sold out and heaving and sighing with energy, youth, enthusiasm, and...... thou knoweth EVERYTHING !! Ye hath learnt of Thy teachings well! Thou knoweth the Word better than the rest of the band !! Lo! Those losers art a thorn in Thy side. When willst Thee be able to mak-eth them unto a real BAND ... until then, Thee needeth a committed, knowledgeable audience. ... to carry-eth the show. (Hath anyone out there sighteth The Lord God Freddie and John the Mysterious? Just curious-eth. Of course Thee knoweth whereforeart They art. Thee art just asking if any of YE hath seen them. )
Lo! Thee hath sent Paul-eth off mountain climbing with the words to all-eth the songs. Maybe-eth if he hath some peace and lay-eth of the Vodka that Roger keepeth feeding him, he may-eth be able to remember-eth them.
Thee must-eth be-eth off then, Thee art about to teach-eth Roger how to apply-eth Pancake Make-up to cover-eth up His beetroot coloured face. Nay Roger, Thou canst nay eat-eth of it! It art MAKEUP! Oh woe art Thee.
This art going to be-eth a verily long journey.
THEE SHOULDST NE'ER HATH WORKETH WITH THESE INCOMPETENT FOOLS!