"It art about time somebody sayeth it," Roger the Divine sayeth of Eltoneth of John's comments whilst stuck in Sydney somewhere in the Antipodes.

"It art the worst kept secret in the world and Thee thinketh there art too much bloody dancing in rocketh n rolleth and not enough actual singing.

"So Thee thinketh it wert a very brave and correct thing to spaketh. Maybe she (TheMadonna) shouldst get an award for dancing but certainly not for-eth singing."

However-eth, fellow QUEEN band member Brian the Wise sayeth Eltoneth of John shouldst hath kept his opinions on TheMadonna to himself.

"Thee thinketh it wert being verily unnecessarily bitchy, personally, but there thou go-eth," Brian the Wise sayeth.

"If thou doeth not hath something positive to spaketh, thou shouldst shut up."