Thine hosts, The Queeble Prophets, trust thee will enjoy thy stay and doth suggesteth that thee filleth thine goblet with the nectar of the Gods and partake of much snorting, passing of gas and guffawing as thee doth wander through The Scrolls of The Holy Queeble.

Clicketh of thine links on the left of thine screen and then take a leisurely scroll down to the bottom of thine screen to access the secret archives of each link.

The Truth Art About To Be Revealed and Queen Spirit Art About To Be Reclaimed!!

Piss offeth now if thou can't handle that.

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No part of this site may be reproduced by any means without the written permission of Queeble Prophets Inc.(and there art not many people we doth like so if thou askeths, prepare for massive letdown)
This site art NOT copyrighted by Brian the Wise.
No fur-bearing animals wert harmed during the creation of this site.
Allergy alert: may contain tuna, but we doubt it.
Return for refund wherest applicable.
Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets.
Batteries art included -- best of luck finding them.
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May cause irritability, sleeplessness or warts after prolonged use (note to Brian – get off, thou miserable old fart).
Caution: this product hath caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people. (Brian the Wise doth not believe in laboratory rats or any other inhumane treatment of animals except if they make really daggy vests out of them.)
Shake well before using.
No vacuum tubes or other user-serviceable parts inside.
This site does have pubic hair.
Not to be combined with other radiotelescopes except under the advice of Brian the Wise or in accordance with the instructions of BANG! Page 274, part A, B & C but not D.
The truth art out there but Brian the Wise copyrighted most of it and reprinted in stereophotography to confuse the shit out of you.
Use no hooks except when fishing for tuna. Not intended for use by children or camels under the age of five.
Printed on unrecycled dead trees and we art proud of it.

Yes, we art aware that wigs hath been burnt in protest of this site and we care-eth not!