The dreaded book signing - Ha Ha! How-eth Thee dost loathe scribing things for plebians. Forever scribblingeth on bits of paper art Thee.

As if Thee doeth not haveth more important Godly work to do-eth. How Thee wouldst liketh to sayeth unto ye - "Bugger off-eth!"

Well, Thee haveth to admit Thee doth looketh happy. There wert some nice moments....Thee useth a new concoction Thee inventeth name-eth Disappearing Ink! Ha Ha!

Thee hopeth ye payeth full price for the book!!!