"Thee knowest not!" sayeth John the Mysterious, and ordereth a cup of tea.

"Brian the Wise! Thee accuse thou of theftery-eth - Thou hath stolen Thy Holy Goblet!" sayeth Roger the Divine angrily, "Thou hath thou eye on it all night!"

"How dare thee!" huffed Brian the Wise, "Thee didest not steal Thy Holy Goblet, Thee hath never stolen anything!"

"Liar!" spat Roger the Divine.

"Well, Thy Holy Goblet art missingeth also!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie and He weret wrath!

"Thy Holy Goblet art also missingeth" sayeth John the Mysterious as He puteth two lumps of sugar in His Holy Tea.

"Brian the Wise taketh them all !" accused Roger the Divine.

"Nay, I dideth not! Haveth thine own Holy Goblet, do thee, so thusly whyest would thee steal thou goblet?" sayeth Brian the Wise and He poketh His tongue at Roger the Divine.

Roger the Divine thusly becameth so wrathful, He did smite Brian the Wise and throweth His Doorbell Disinfectant overboard.

"Taketh that!" he spat.

Brian the Wise becameth verily wrathful also and dideth puncheth Roger the Divine in the nose!

"Thou cow!" sayeth Roger the Divine and did puncheth Brian the Wise back.

"Stoppeth that!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie and dideth thusly get a puncheth in the nose from both of them.

The Lord God Freddie was thusly astonished and dideth flounceth off to scribe home to Mother.

Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise dideth not spaketh for the rest of the day.

John the Mysterious did drinketh of His Holy Tea and sayeth "This day shall thusly be nameth Boxing Day" and he dideth laugh muchly.