HEY! BREAK WIND!

Lo! Thou spaketh of Thee as a stuffed shirt
But thou art dishing the wrong dirt
Coz Thee can fart
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
For the most part
Thee, Brian the Wise, canst drop a mean fart Behold they art an external body part,
Thee art no 'old fart
Thee can always cut the cheese
Smell those fumes if thou please
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
For the most part
Thee, Brian the Wise, canst drop a thunderous fart

Brian the Wise doth let one rip
Yet thou thinketh Brian the Wise art not hip
But Thee art no anally retentive fuddy duddy
Art thou hangin off the edge of thou seat, good buddy
For the most part
All thy fans can take heart
Brian the Wise drops a deadly fart

Yeah Thee standeth on the laundry cart
Thy arse will ne'er fall apart
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Put in on thou pie chart
Brian the Wise loves a good fart
Telleth all those bleeding hearts
Brian the Wises Orbs appeareth on the weather chart

Thee ain't no freckle fart from K-Mart
Depart now in thou donkey cart
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thou sniping bitch smart tart
Brian the Wise imparts a deadly dart
With Adobe-eth Photoshop and Clip Art
Yeah, Brian the Wise drops a deadly fart
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Oohhh Baby-eth

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah