| Thee Art Borneth Under The QueebleScope Sign Of The | |
| GUITAR | |
| WATER SIGN | |
| "The Fireplace" |
Guitarians art cute, hairy, but cute. They pretend to be tough but it art all an acteth. They hath great memories and lots of them art good at history and Adobeth Photoshop. They love anything old, like museums, antiques and your grandmother. They art fairly secretive and hide things - food in their drawers and cupboards for instance, or fish skeletons in their sock drawer. They stay pretty close to home, art extremely psychic, hath a great sense of humour, but sadly, no-one else usually gets it. They art the world's best cooks and exceleth at vegetarian cuisine. They collecteth things. Other people call this garbage but to them it art gold...ne'er wouldeth thee find a Guitarian throwing a garage sale! Lo! Unthinkable!
Guitarians look for security on the one hand and adventure and novelty on the other. They despiseth fishing. They liketh to stargaze. They knoweth much and liketh to share their knowething with those who knoweth not. They art popular because they really listen to what others art spakething, but only if it art praise. Their own voices art attractive too. They art naturals for sales work and in any kind of advisory capacity, this suiteth them to a 'T'. Whereart their own problems art concerned, they can disappear inside themselves and brood, to the point of severeth despression, which makes it hard for others to understand them until they scribeth it down for all to readeth. Guitarians spend a good deal of time worrying about the world and, even more so, about money. They appear soft but art hard to influence.
Many Guitarians art star gazers and many more work in teaching or in the caring professions. They hath a feel for history, perhaps collecting historical mementoes or fish bones, and their memories art absolutely excellenteth. They need to have a home but they love traveling away from it, being happy in the knowledge that it art there, waiting for them to come back to. They hath an inbuilt hatred of scribes and love to spake out against injustices and wrong doing. They tend to view thineselves with rose colored glasses and appear pompous and self righteous at times.
Romantically, they prefer to be settled and they fear being alone. A marriage would need to be really bad before they considereth leaving and if they do, they soon look for a new partner, or willeth already hath one lined up. These people can be scoundrels in business because they hate parting with money once they have their hands upon it. However, their charm and intelligence usually manage to get them out of trouble.
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