But firstly, a word from Roger the Divine...

And the Queeblers asketh unto Roger the Divine, ‘Whyforeart doth Brian the Wise goeth off like a fire cracker in a gas station about the media?”

And Roger the Divine sayeth unto them:

“Queen hath had a lot of slagging off, but that's something thou hath to put up with...... while taking the money. I art fine with this but Brian the Wise thinks all the comments in the world art targeted at Him. Me? I couldn’t give a rats arse.
Brian the Wise hath become an egomaniac. Lo, it art one thing to be a little neurotic, but it's something else entirely to think that the world revolves around you. Most of the time, He gets offended about comments that couldn't possibly be directed at Him, but because He thinks the whole world is talking about Him all the time , He believeth every comment must be about Him.
Brian the Wise will sayeth unto ye that you can't tell a Polish joke because a distant relative of His once considered taking a vacation in Poland.

We art trying to get Him into Wanker Therapy but He keeps hiding behind His big pile of Bang Books.”