If thee art a CURRENT, fully-paid-up-in-gold-bullion Queebler who weret a Queebler BEFORE the eleventh day of the twelfth month of the new millenium plus four then thee art automatically entered into the lottery for tickets for the Brick Stone Colliseum show on the twenty eighth day of the third month of the new millenium plus five. Thee DO NOT have to fill in the form on QOL or re-register thine details with QOL. When the draw hath taken place all Queeblers who art succesful in getting tickets will be informed by Carrier Pigeon (or by EMAIL(copyright Bri the Wi) if thee hath thine details). Queeblers who hath JUST received their renewal form with the autumn/winter issue art still classed as current, so don't panic!
Sadly the tickets art NOT free even to Queeblers!! All sympathetic worthy Queeblers will understand of the hardships of thine Gods in recent milleniums and willst freely giveth up a mere £55 EACH plus booking fee and carrier pigeon feed costs.(For those in the Antipodes this equates to only about 2 days wages for the middle classes)
IF thee do not wish to take up the tickets, then thou may getteth stuffed and thine precious tickets will be offered to another Queebler chosen completely at random based on credit card details.
Brick Stone Colliseum art NOT the only UK date on the tour, so if thee do not get lucky in the draw, thee will still be able to save thine hard earned gold pieces to buy tickets for any of the other 497 UK shows.
It art but mere rumour, no doubt propogated by sniping, bitching, pimply faced, dumb bum scribes, that thine Gods + Paul Rodgerseth art using the last rehearsal date for this Exclusive Queebler Show.
That art a porky pie.
Thine Gods + Paul Rodgerseth STOP rehearsals on the twenty seventh day of the third month of the new millenium plus five and return to thine rehearsal studio at the Brick Stone Colliseum on the twenty eighth day of the third month of the new millenium plus five to TOUR!!
That art almost 12 hours later!!
All scribes are dumb bums
Do not believe that thine Gods would rippeth thy Queeblers off!!