It art a sin!
Stay-eth true unto Thee, Brian the Wise, for Thee art the true Heavenly Father and in Thy truth ye shall find-eth wisdom.
For Thee createth all living things upon the Earth.
And Thee createth all things good and nice.
False Prophets and Scribes be-eth the creation of the devil and they art evil and nasty and they bloweth of their own trumpets.
For if it seem-eth good, then yea, it may thusly be-eth so, but it art a creation of Brian the Wise for 'tis I, Brian the Wise who causeth all things great and nice.
Nameth unto Thee a false prophet and I, Brian the Wise will explaineth how their greatness came about For if it art great, it art a creation of Brian the Wise.
What 'ere ye can nameth, I, Brian the Wise, willst surely hath created it, for I art the Great One.
And the crowd that gathered there looketh upon Brian the Wise and asketh "Can it be possible that Thou haveth a hand it al that is great?
Surely this art difficult, even for a God!"
And Brian the Wise sayeth unto them: Doeth not question Thy work. Believeth and ye shalt be saved. For Brian the Wise art great and greatness cometh from He who art great. He who art great produceth greatness and great things!
"How great Thou art!" they cried.
"Great blessing be-eth upon ye!" bestowed Brian the Wise
Gather unto Thee and Thee shalt explaineth unto ye!
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