Hilarious Joketh #1

Lo! and indeedeth but thy friend couldeth not slumber and so-eth decidedeth to taketh of the slumbering pills but hearken!

Lo! Beholdeth!

Did he not openeth of the vessel and awaken the slumbering pills.

Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Ha Haha Ha Hahahahaha

Hilarious Joketh #2

Q> What art red and looketh like a bucket?

A> Why it art a red bucket.

Hahahahahaha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahaha Ha Haha

Hilarious Joketh #3

Q >What art red and green?

A>A frogeth in a blender (And Lo! did thy not inventeth of the Blender)

Wait!

That art not funny!

I demand this joke be blackethbannedeth at once.

Maketh it unto goeth away!

Hilarious Joketh #4

Q> Why foreart giraffes haveth of sucheth longeth necks?

A> Lo! Becauseth their feet doeth stink.

#Bri's note: They shouldeth weareth of the clogs, (one of thy little inventions also) then they wouldeth nay haveth the problem of foot odour!

Hahahaha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahaha Ha

Hilarious Joketh #5

Q> How many-eth social workers doth it take to changeth a light bulb?

A> Yea! Though it art verily NONE! But behold! It taketh 15 to scribeth a paper entitled "Coping With Darkness" !

Ha! Ha!

Hilarious Joketh #6

Q>Why didst the chicken crosseth the road?!

A>ALBERTIUS OF EINSTEINETH: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILIOUS CLINTONIOUS: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What exactly is your definition of chicken?

BRIAN THE WISE: I invented the chicken!

COLONELETH OF SANDERSONETH: Did I miss one?

Hahahaha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahaha Ha