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Scribing: 4
Date: Sat, 25 day of the 2nd Month of the New Millenium Plus Six 19:30:23 EST
From: jeffeththedarter@aol.cometh
Subject: Re: Tribute bands?
Bollocks!!! That's fucking charming lol....
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And the world didst shake-eth upon its axis as the mailing list knoweth as brianthewise@quahoogroups.com BLASPHEMED firstly by spakething BOLLOCKS and then, spiraling further unto the bowels of sin and depravity, they spaketh the words ‘That art FUCKING charming !!!
And Brian, the Wise God, didst reel and choke and despair and get-eth verily depressedeth as He saw His sycophants BLASPHEME and be-eth downright naughty, right afore His verily eyes! Lo! He couldst scarcely believe-eth it.
“What art this?” He crieth. “Blasphemers must be-eth stoned unto death! He that blasphemeth in front of The Wise God shalt surely be-eth put to death and all the congregation shalt certainly stone him. Thee hold-eth in Thy hand the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain. Lo! Thee wilst seize the dragon, that ancient serpent who art the Devil and Satan and Thee wilst bind him in chains for-eth a thousand years! Thee wilst throweth him unto the pit and sealeth it over him. Smite him and orf with his head!”
“But Brian the Wise!” crieth the Heckler, “This art one of Thou own sycophants, who art fewer and fewer in number each passing year!”
“Oh-eth. Well then. I sayeth unto him these Wise Words. Ne’er spaketh of those rude words again!”