PRIVATE PARTS DISCUSSION ON BTW@QUAHOOGROUPS.COM!!!!!!

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DATE: SEVENTH DAY OF THE THIRD MONTH OF THE NEW MILLENIUM PLUS SIX 03:19:17 -0800 (PST)
SCRIBER: Ivan the Terrible
SUBJECT: Re: Smuggling in your cameras

Thee doth secret all thine technology(C) in thine boxers. There art a rule in the secret "man code" that no man shall ever toucheth or get near unto another man's private parts unless he art wearing a verily tight and revealing catsuit and doth bendeth over regularly to picketh up soap.

Of course there art always the risk that thee may get met at the gate by female sycophants of btw@quahoogroups.com so taketh protection.

I.

--- Plonker Babe wrote:

Sycophants and non banned subscribers! - there art a sure fire way to getteth thine camera in unto the HolyDome of Gods+PR Concert Hall.

Ladies - stock thine purses/pocketbooks with all those items thee doth useth monthly - such as, sanitary napkins, tampons, valium, photos of Bradley of the Pitteth, Brian the Wise Dartboards and rubber mallets - secret your camera underneath the "chocolates" as thee doth nameth them - Thee art serious - Thee art incredibly funny and witty and thee doth wisheth to be a list moderator too) and make sure that thou goeth unto a door with a male security guard who art not Dutch for the Dutch doth stuffeth everything uppeth.

And guys - go with a girl.

Plonker Babe