We art currently experiencing a backendeth backup and needeth time to relieveth ourselves.
Requests for Copies of X Rated Bang posted on 25th and 26th day of any month mayest be delivered in bulk rather than singular copies. We doth assume thy families wilst loveth their new copies of X Rated Bang that you wilst obediently giveth unto them for Easter.
Assume all normal duties such as signing petitions to get our saviour more money, whilst we peruse all thy hidden meanings in thy emails and extract all necessary information regarding thy identity and report it back to Not Quite Yet Sir Doctor Bri The Wise.

of course, all information gained from thy requests wilst become the sole property of the said NQYSD Bri the Wi.

---Censaur in Waiting