Message 1:
brianthewise@alphaomega1.com wrote:
Lo! Thee hath just hearkened unto the first disc of ROTC
and lo, it doth rock-eth!
Ye all shouldst thusly go-eth hitherto forthwith-eth and get-eth it!
ROCK-ETH!
btw
Message 2:
johnsmith@censaurmonopoly.com wrote:
What art rotc?
Message 3:
clarabellethecow@centreofuniverse.com wrote:
D'UH !!!
Message 4:
johnsmith@censaurmonopoly.com wrote:
Lo! Thee wert just askething!
Message 5:
controller@centreofuniverse.com wrote:
RULES OF THIS LIST ART THUSLY STATED IN THOU GREETING MESSAGE-ETH THAT THOU SHOULDST THUSLY HATH RECEIVETH WHENCE THOU JOINETH!!!
PLEASE READ-ETH OF SECTION 457 PARTS C, D, AND E-ETH!
THOU SHALT SET ASIDE 12 HOURS PER DAY TO STUDY-ETH OF ALL THINGS BRIAN THE WISE AND THOU SHALT NE'ER SPAKETH UNLESS THOU CANST RECITE ALL THAT HE HATH WROTE, CANST NAME-ETH THE SET LIST OF EVERY CONCERT HE E'ER PLAYETH AND KNOWETH OF ALL ABBREVIATIONETHS!!!
Message 6:
snookydiddumsypoopycutsiepie@censaurmonopoly.com wrote:
ROTC = RETURNETH OF THE CHAMPION!
Message 7:
controller@centreofuniverse.com wrote:
RULES OF THIS LIST ART THUSLY STATED IN THOU GREETING MESSAGE-ETH THAT THOU SHOULDST THUSLY HATH RECEIVETH WHENCE THOU JOINETH!!!
SECTION 23567 - APPENDATETH 7
THOU SHALT NAY HELP-ETH OF FAILING OR BACKWARD STUDENTS !!!
THOU ART BANNED!
Message 8:
suckup@centaurmonopoly.com wrote:
Lo! Thee art so gladenedeth to hath discovereth this list! Thee hath finally foundeth a wonderful group of people with whometh thee canst thusly share thy love of Our Wise God. Blesseth of Him.
Message 9:
sycophant@centaurmonopoly.com wrote:
Hear-eth! Hear-eth!
Message 10:
arselicker@centaurmonopoly.com wrote:
Did ye all hearken unto the Wise Words of the soapethbox today? Our God art so clever-eth and witty too!
Message 11:
brownnose@centaurmonopoly.com wrote:
That art why we love-eth Him so!
:-)
Message 12:
clarabellethecow@centreofuniverse.com wrote:
Glad-eth of heart, art thee, to see-eth familiar-eth faces and things return-eth unto normal!