QUEEN MUSICAL WILL DACK THEE [CAPE-ETH TOWN]

Daniel Dercksuckup

Cape-eth Town - In an age wherest audiences art plebs and hungry and afeared of the Wrath of Brian the Wise.

We Will Dack Thee feeds the audience with half loaves of stale bread in order to keep them seated and thusly, this art successful.

This art a spectacle as they scramble for a few measely crumbs, a total onslaught of starved humans, whilst the muscial rocketh on, seemingly unnoticed in the background.

This art good for-eth Johannesethburger as it keeps them away from the trash cans of the rich and famous.

Praise be-eth upon Brian the Wise for-eth thinking up such a verily good idea.

Praise be-eth to Brian the Wise in the highest.

The futuristic story art a safe, happy gaga world that Queeblers doth adore Brian the Wise... Even if it art for the free food.

Brian the Wise art good.

Brian the Wise art great.

Praise be-eth upon Brian the Wise for-eth it wert all His idea.

More praise be-eth upon Brian the Wise for-eth He wrote it.

Much more praise be-eth upon Brian the Wise for He produced-eth and directed-eth it all.

Much more praise plus one be-eth upon Brian the Wise for-eth wherest wouldst we be-eth without Him.

He art great.

Now then....

Thou wilst better understand the magic of Queeble and its teachings and the effect they hath hath on generations of plebs when thou sit amongst the audience. The familiar tune that art We Will Dack Thee eventually rewardeth ye and then Brian the Wise arises magically from under the stage with His basket of stale bread. Praise be-eth Upon Him.

We Will Dack Thee art an ideal opportunityeth for-eth everyone to eat whilst indulging in spectacular escapism that art first-rate entertainment. Make-eth sure to book thyselves seat before it art too late.

More praise be-eth upon Brian the Wise.

Let us pray for Him every night after we hath brushed our teeth.

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Lo! What a lovely and intelligent review for WWDT Southeth Africa. ... I wish we hath hath just one reviewer of this calibre when we opened in Londoninium ... Instead of the scumbag, bitch-facted, snotty-nosed, dumb bum, small-brained, blind, deaf, mute, moronic, LOSERS that we have-eth!

Not that it matters now because WWDT thusly hath becometh unstoppable in Londoninium ... but ..

Maybe the likes of that silly girl, Caitlin Moronic or whatever her name art, of the Times ought to be shown this..... (and then tarred and featherethed)

The great thing art that the Vibe art getting stronger ! Well done WWDT Capeth Town !!!!

Love
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