The Wise One MAY answers letters here -

It dependeth on his Importantness at the time and whether thou suck up enough and offer him scribings worthy of a jolly good brag.

Hast patience o lowly commoner, yea ye wilst oft be-eth rewarded with the crumbs of The Great Wise Ones table!

Doeth ne’er asketh for cures for what ails thee, eternal life, food, demos, passeths to righteousnesseth for I wilst NOT SPENDETH OF ANOTHER MINUTE OF THY LIFE SCRIBBLING UPON DASTARDLY BITS OF PAPER FOR-ETH THY PRESCRIPTIONS AND AUTOGRAPHETHS ONLY TO HAVETH YE SELLETH IT UPON QBAY! A PESTILENCE UPON YE!

A thousand apologies to thine camels but we art unable to help with approximate weights of the Gods, Roger the Divine Extra Large Condoms © or Brian The Wise Smelling Salts ©.