"What art yonder beast of such graciousness and strength and giganticeth, ripplingeth, bulgingeth, deliciouseth muscular structure Oh John the Mysterious? Doest thou see it? Can'st thou calleth it with thou compass of pipecleaners and maketh it to harken the word and cometh to thou?" the Lord God Freddie Mercury spake.

"Lo, thou beast art a Centaur Lord God Freddie Mercury and the Centaur art a beast that art half ofeth a man and half ofeth a horse" replieth John the Mysterious.

"Which halfeth art the horse?!?!?!" squealed the Lord God Freddie Mercury. "Which halfeth John the Mysterious? Pleaseth pleaseth pleaseth maketh it to be the back half!"

"Settleth downeth Lord God Freddie Mercury for thou art sprayingeth saliva all over thine new frock which art sent to thee by Mother for thine birthday and thee doth not wanteth it ruined thank thee verily muchly foreart!" sayeth Roger the Divine and did goeth back to adjusting the Holy Nylons.

"Thou wanteths a Censor!! Righteth noweth!!" screamed the Lord God Freddie Mercury to John the Mysterious "Getteth me that halfeth man and halfeth horse right noweth!!"

"Tis not a Censor butteth a Centaur Lord God Freddie Mercury and thou really should do something about thou pronounciations. Thou art interested in dentistry and will verily braceth thine teeth if thou wisheth. John the Mysterious willeth therforeart maketh pipecleaners for thine braces if thou so wisheth" sayeth Roger the Divine.

"GETTETH ME THAT CENSOR NOW OR THOU SHALT THROWETH OF A HISSY FIT!!"

"Oh calleth the Centaur witheth your pipecleaner compass John the Mysterious and shutteth him up whereforeart thee and thou can getteth some rest again" sayeth Roger the Divine.

And it was so and the Lord God Freddie Mercury did romp gaily with the Centaur and did laugheth and giggleth and sigheth and moaneth quite a bit and John the Mysterious and Roger the Divine did watcheth through the barndoor and did sayeth to one and the other that "thee and thou shouldest get one of those centaurs too".

And it was so.

And Roger the Divine did romp gaily with his Centaur and did laugheth and giggleth and sigheth and moaneth quite a bit.

And John the Mysterious did romp gaily with his Centaur and did laugheth and giggleth and sigheth and moaneth quite a bit,

Brian the Wise did awaken from his slumber and did disinfecteth his doorknob and did make haste to be with the Gods for the Daily Feastings but could not findeth of the Lords.
"Helloeth??? Helloeth Fellow Gods??? Whereforeart thou all? Art thou all hiding as thou didst in Vesuvius? Art thou dreaming of new stageth shows and not telling thou? HELLOETH????"

And the Lord God Freddie Mercury did roll away from his Centaur and did lighteth of a cigarette and did bloweth smoke rings and sayeth unto Brian the Wise "We art playing with our new beasts, the Censors, Brian the Wise. They art big and they art hairy and they delivereth unto us horse shitteth and thee shouldst getteth yourself one and thee might enjoyeth it".

And it was so.