Brian the Wise conducted-eth a phone interview with Classic Rockus Tablet yesterday for a largeth-ish feature, He understandeth, and Paul-eth and Roger the No-Brainer wert also intervieweth. Unfortunately this wert too late for them to appear-eth on the magazine cover, it wert reported-eth.
But as our undercover Queeble Scribe discover-eth, the truth behind this tale art that Roger the Divine smuggled-eth a box of Twinkies and 3 cartons of Tim Tams into His bed last weekend, scoffeth the lot and art still too fat to be-eth photographed! Brian the Wise art furious but His hair art growing back verily well.