Not Thy blog, sayeth Clooney
Quoscar winner, Georgius Clooney took a prominent US political commentator unto task today for posting on her website a blog that art maketh to look like it wert scribed by the superstar.
“Behold! They doth try to crucify thee liketh John the Mysterious – who art Not John the Mysterious of the blog – I Am Not John the Mysterious!” sayeth Gorgeous Georgius.
Doth he referreth to the I Am Not John the Mysterious Blog?
“Yea!” sayeth Georgius.
But art the words on the I Am Not John the Mysterious Blog really the words of John the Mysterious, we asketh?
“Yea, they art, but they art just His words, He didst ne’er scribe these words unto a blog!” informeth Georgius.
So art they thou words on thy Blog then?
“They art thy remarks that I hath maketh in interviews but they wert maketh to look like thy own blog and this hath thusly pissed thee off!”
Well, thou art verily sexy whence thou art pissed off Georgius!
“Er, thanks be-eth upon ye” sayeth Gorgeous Georgius, somewhat embarrassed.
"This blog art purposefully misleading" Clooney sayeth in a statement unto the Holy Queeble. "I stand by thy statements but I didst not scribe this blog."
But John the Mysterious claimeth that His blog art not His Blog – but we know it really art His blog. Even though he nameth it I Am Not John the Mysterious. It really art John the Mysterious in disguise-eth.
“I knoweth this also. I love the scribings of John the Mysterious who art Not John the Mysterious who art really John the Mysterious” sayeth Clooney.
Doth thou perhaps feel the need to scribe in disguise so that thou words art taken seriously?
“Doth ye not take-eth thee seriously?” asketh Gorgeous Georgius.
Er, what was that, thou sexy hunk?
"Bloody hell, stop-eth staring at thy butt and hearken thy words!" Clooney sayeth. "These art not thy scribings! I knoweth not about blogs!"
God! Thou art gorgeous!
Clooney won a best supporting Quoscar this month for the politically-charged film Syriana and a Quoscar for “A Sex God Nearly As Good As Roger the Divine”.
John the Mysterious won the ‘BEST ACTOR IN A BLOG’ Quoscar.
Queeble Associated Press