The bags, handed out unto participants in the annual Queeblecademy Awards ceremony, art loaded with thousands of dollars' worth of gifts, including:-
Clooney art looking DEAD SEXY and the Queeble Prophets doth drool verily and dream of begatting.
When asketh to whom He wert going to donate-eth His Quoscar Bag of Goodies unto, Brian the Wise sayeth “Bugger off, it art all Thine!”
John the Mysterious hath not collected His bag as yet. It art available for-eth collection in the Lost Propery Basket.
Roger the Divines bag wert found in the back alley. The lap-eth dancer wert missing.
The Lord God Freddie sayeth the bag doth suck anyway because most of the stuff art crap.