How do-eth Thee Insert-eth a Copyright Symbol unto Thy Document?

Thou Humble Servant

Dear-eth Humble Servant,

Lo! Ye humble servants canst be-eth a pain at times, but again, I, Brian the Wise, willst try to be-eth quite helpful. Copyrighteths and trademarkeths art sole property-eth of Brian the Wise. Normally, thou wouldst hath to go through-eth a couple of menus to insert such symbols unto thou documenteths. As long as AutoCorrect-eth art turneth on, just typing (c), (r), or (tm) unto thou documenteth shouldst thusly result in a copyrighteth symbol, registereth trademarketh, and trademarketh symbol being displayeth, respectivelyeth, BUT, thou art nay permittedeth to use-eth them! They remaineth the propertyeth of Brian the Wise as it art I, Brian the Wise, who invented-eth everything and even if Thee didst nay inventedeth it, it must thusly come-eth afore Thee for-eth Thy approval and suggestedeth improvementeths.

Thee hopeth this helpeth thou!

Love,

Bri the Wi