BRIAN THE WISE HASSLETHED BY SCRIBES AT THE CRICKET!
Brian the Wise wert intervieweth on Q Live and this thusly went out on Radio Suck Suck on Thursday afternoon, about tea time....or a bit later.
It went thusly:-
DJ Bob welcometh Brian the Wise and asketh "How art Thee?"
Brian the Wise sayeth unto him: "Thee art watching the cricket thou tosser, now leaveth Thee be-eth!"
"Art Thou relaxething?" enquireth DJ Bob.
"Yea! Thee art relaxething, Thee hath haveth of a couple of drinks and Thee art feeling "warm" sayeth Brian the Wise.
"Thee thinketh Thou may hath pissed Thy pants, that's why Thou art feeling 'warm'." sayeth DJ Bob.
"Do-eth not be ridiculous Bob, whyforeart wouldst thou sayeth such a thing!" demanded Brian the Wise.
"Thou seat art all wet and there art a puddle under Thy chair!" sayeth DJ Bob matter-of-factly.
"Hast Thou been followething of the cricket" asketh DJ Bob
"Yea! Thee watcheth it at Patrick of the Mooreths house" replieth Brian the Wise.
"Whyforeart wert Thou there?" asketh DJ Bob incredulously.
"Thee art scribing a book of knowledge!" sayeth Brian the Wise.
"And whatforeart doth Thee knoweth of astronomy?" sayeth DJ Bob.
"THEE INVENTETH OF ASTRONOMY, THOU UNWISE SNOTTY SCRIBE!" yelleth Brian the Wise.
"I art not a scribe, I art a DJ" sayeth DJ Bob dejectedethly.
"Thee careth not! Thou art an annoying tosser. Thee art trying to watcheth of the cricket!" sayeth Brian the Wise.
"What art the score?" asketh DJ Bob.
"England 14 goals 6, Antipodes 11 goals 7!" sayeth Brian the Wise.
"That art a football scoreth, not a cricket scoreth! Thou knoweth nowt about cricket!" laugheth DJ Bob
"Thou knoweth not of what thou spaketh! I, Brian the Wise, inventeth of cricket! Be gone, DJ Bob. Thou art pissing Thee off" shouteth Brian the Wise.
"Canst thee just asketh something else?"sayeth DJ Bob.
"What now!" barketh Brian the Wise.
"What art Thou drinkething from that vessel that maketh Thee to wet Thy pants?" asketh DJ Bob.
"Chardonnay" sayeth Brian the Wise
"What a poofy drink for a bloke!" sayeth DJ Bob