Lo! Thee didst thusly take-eth Roger the Divine with Thee unto the cricket! As ye canst see-eth by the stereophotograph (retoucheth in Adobe-eth Photoshop), that He art havething a ball !! Ha ha-eth!

Alas, poor Roger doeth nay understand of the cricket like I, Brian the Wise, so Thee giveth unto Him the great Shane-eth Be Warneds' mobilius telephonic number and He didst amuse-eth Himself with text messageths all day! Nay doubt, they wert sending little jokes!

Cheereths!

Brian the Wise - Cricket Fan