Scribe Dan Brown leaveth the High Court.
Brian the Wise accuseth Dan Brown of copying His work in his best-seller The Da Vinci Code. Lawyers for-eth Brian the Wise telleth a court in Britain they suspecteth the American scribe hath lied in his evidence.
“Lying art a sin and he shalt be-eth smited!” sayeth a verily angry Brian the Wise.
From the witness box, Brown wert forced to defend-eth his assertion that he hath ne’er read the The Holy Queeble - when he came up with the idea-eth for his religious thriller.
Brian the Wise sayeth he lifted His ideas wholesale.
Brown sayeth “Lo! I hath already scribed the synopsiseth for The Da Vinci Code before I became familiar with the Holy Queeble book."
"Thou art a scoundrel and a liar!” sayeth Brian the Wise.
Brown countered “Thee nor thy wife hath useth ideas from the Holy Queeble for thy synopsiseth.”
It wert pointed out that the Holy Queeble book wert referreth to as "essential reading" in another work Brown useth for his research before writing his synopsis, he replieth:
"Thee hath everything thee needeth for that synopsiseth. Thee art in a synopsiseth phase. Thee art looking at the big picture, not the details."
Brown admits that he used Holy Blood when he wrote The Da Vinci Code, but that it was only one of several sources and he did not copy its "central themes".
“Thou art a vagabond and a trickster!” sayeth Brian the Wise, “Twas I, Brian the Wise who inventeth of synopsiseths© and they art copyethrightedeth unto Thee! Thou cannot haveth one!”
"Thee hath ne’er been shy about saying The Holy Queeble art part of this," Brown said, “The Holy Queeble art a big part of everyones life!”
“Thou art a villian, a knave and a picaroon! I smite thee! I smite thee a lot!” fumeth Brian the Wise.