"Thy mouth feeleth like the bottom of thy parrots cage" declared Roger the Divine "and thy name doeth hurt yet again!"

"Hark, we cannot sit around feeling sorry for thyselves for we art have much to do!" spake Jim the Beach, even though he did feel like shit also.

"Come thither" he cried "and get thy builders to start building thy ark! And Lo!, go down from the mountain thither and do go unto the harbour wherest thou should supervise the building of thine ark."

And when the Gods were coming down from the mountain, great multitudes followed them. And behold, there came to them a lost soul and worshipped them, saying, Lords, if thou wilt, thou canst make me a Queebler. And they stretched forth their hands, and touched him, saying, We will; be thou made a Queebler. And straightway his mind was filled with the wisdom of the Queeble. And the Gods saith unto him, See thou tell all men and invite all the non believers to our first show and here are some free passes.

"Worry, do I, that we may catcheth these diseases" spake Brian the Wise to no-one in particular.

And when they were entered into the city below the mountain, there came unto them a centurion, beseeching them, and saying, Lords, my servant lieth in the house sick of the palsy, grievously tormented. And they saith unto him, We will come and heal him. And the centurion answered and said, Lords, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof; but only say the word, and my servant shall be healed. For I also am a man under authority, having under myself soldiers: and I say to this one, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it. And when the Gods heard it, they marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily We say unto you, We have not found so great faith, no, not in England. And We say unto you, that it art a bloody good idea to have authority over the soldiers and the servants for We do liketh to say come and they cometh; doest this and have it done: Therefore we shall decree that Thy Gods shalt have servants to serve them and maids to cleaneth up after they art unruly on the Vodka and they shalt doest thy bidding and that shall maketh us verily happy thusly. Blessed be thy Centurion for comething up with such a goodly idea. But the servants came forth out of the darkness: and there was much weeping and the gnashing of teeth for they wanted a pay rise. And the Gods said unto the centurion, Go thy way; as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And the servant was healed in that hour and he did receiveth a pay rise.

"Worry, do I, that we art taking advantage of such servants and in soeth doing, demeaneth them" spake Brian the Wise to no-one in particular.

And when the Gods came unto another house, they saw a woman lying sick of a fever. They toucheth her hand, and the fever left her; and she arose, and ministered unto them with much Panadol for their hangovers. And when even was come, they brought unto them many possessed with demons: and they cast out the spirits with a word, Beezelbub: and healed all that were sick: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken through Kenny the Everett the prophet, saying: Themselves took our infirmities, and bare our diseases for they art Divine. For Kenny the Everett did prophecise thusly: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro, and did spake: Beelzebub hath a devil put aside for thee. And it was thusly so.

"Worry verily, do I, that I mighteth have caught hepatitis from these disease ridden creatures" Brian the Wise spaketh to everyone who would listen.

"Thou art a worry wart" snapped The Lord God Freddie, for he art fedeth up with Brians worrying.

And behold it became that Kenny the Everett becameth their favourite scribe and prophet, for he did much to spread the Word Of The Queeble when others would not harken.

"Thou shalt come aboard our ship" decreed the Gods, for they did liketh positive press.

"What shall we nameth this ship?" asked the Lord God Freddie.

"We should calleth in the Queeble Mary, after Mother" declared Roger the Divine.

"Why doest thou always get in first with the names of the things?" whined Brian the Wise "Jim the Beach did spake that I, Brian the Wise, can designeth the exterior of the ship, which have I not already doneth in Adobe Photoshop? Thereforeart it should be I, Brian the Wise, who nameth this ship and I nameth this ship RAINBOW WARRIOR!"

"Well that name do sucketh" spat Roger the Divine "And shouldeth we not all have a say in the nameth of this ship?"

"Well I picketh Rainbow and Rainbow is my picketh" sulked Brian the Wise for he did want to paint the ship in rainbow colours in Adobe Photoshop for he did loveth Adobe Photoshop thusly muchly.

"Then it shall be nameth RAINBOW WARRIOR" decreed The Lord God Freddie, for he art fed up to his back teeth, of which there art many, with the whining of Brian the Wise, "Let him haveth his way, for will he not sulketh for eternity if we say nay?"

And so it was, the ship they buildeth was to be named the RAINBOW WARRIOR.

And the ship was buildeth in the dry docks of the harbourside and the Lord God Freddie did designeth a splendid interior for he art very arty in the ways of such things. And Lo, Brian the Wise did painteth the ships exterior in rainbow colours in Adobe Photoshop and the Gods rolled their eyes unto the heavens and thought it looketh ridiculous but had to goeth along with it anyway for they knew that Brian the Wise would sulketh much if they did not.

Much toil and sweat in the days that followed to buildeth the ship and when it was finished, the Gods were well pleased and decided to cracketh open the Vodka for it was time to celebrate. And much Vodka did they drinketh and much celebrating did they doeth. Pissedeth as farts they becameth and did start to get verily silly. Brian the Wise did think them childish and went to bed.

"Whereforart thou paints?" enquired Roger the Divine of the Lord God Freddie, "Thee hast an idea!'. And he did giggle much.

"Oooooohhh, do tell" spake the Lord God Freddie "A glinteth in thine eye, thee do see"

John the Mysterious did grin much also.

"Come thither yonder thusly in this here row boat" whispered Roger the Divine, "And do not waketh Brian the Wise!"

And roweth did they, out to the Rainbow Warrior and did painteth over the 'A' in warrior and did changeth it to "O" !

Heartily and mightily did they laugh. Laugh so heartily and mightily did they that they fell overboard from the row boat into the sea and had to swim to shore.

"Shark!" cried John the Mysterious and they did shitteth themselves and swim verily to shore with much haste, whereupon they fell asleep on the sand, for they did not realise that John the Mysterious hathmade a joke.