Repeateth unto them, did he, the Ten Commandments and the other laws toldeth unto him by The Gods.

Describeth unto them, did he, the setting aside of the tribe of the Robertities to work for the Lords and not to have land portions in the Promised Land. He spake once again, of what to eat and not to eat for he dideth like to spake verily.

He spake of Brian the Wises' rule that every fifty years be The Jubilee and how Brian the Wise would descend from the Heavens and play beautiful music unto them from atop the Holy Shrine. Roger the Divine might come also but the others would not for they art shitty about it. And Brian the Wise would wear a Holy Coat inscribed with the Ten Commandments and would seek out sinners so they'd better behaveth themselves, or else!

Ben of Eltonia spake of the Cities of Cornwall, the refuge for those who hath killed someone by accident, but he did not thusly understand this verily much and he thought the Gods must have been pissed again when they spake of it .

He spake of the rule for anyone who is a false witness against someone and sayeth unto them; a life for life, an eye for eye, a tooth for tooth, a hand for hand, a foot for foot. And the crowd did cheer muchly for did they not love to chop off body parts!

Ben of Eltonia told them that cross-dressing was wrong for either sex, an honour reserved only for thy Gods, and that they should not weareth of the fishnet stockings for they would be thusly smited.

Ben of Eltonia celebrated his 120th birthday and was thusly instructed by the Gods to go to Mount Cumbrian in the land of the great lakes, the Promised Land, after which he should retire from preaching and try to scribe musicals.

"Why?" asked Ben of Eltonia.

"For thee bangeth on too much!" spake the Gods.