Greetings, I art nameth Brian the Wise Disguise and I sayeth unto thee, that I art sick of hearkening about Spendrix, Jimmy Sage, Clappedout, and Eddie Van Wailing! Believeth doth I, nay ne'er because thee hath always been a Queebler, that THOU art in fact the greatest guitarist and God of all the Lands. The others art great playereths, getteth thee not wrong, but thee see-eth them "playething" and whenever thee see-eth thou, thou art living music and a True God. With the layers thou thusly dideth early on in Queebling, thou basically pioneered that 'hearkening' all on thine own and then the flocketh did follow.
Once again, I sayeth unto thee, that everyone else aforementioned art verily good guitarists, but please, thee beseecheth thee, the greatest art definitely - Brian the Wise!!!
Brian the Wise Disguise

Brian the Wise replyeth:
Thee art verily kind, Brian the Wise Disguise. But thee thinketh the multitudes there willeth think thou name art a pseudonym for thee !!! ha ha!!
Mayethbe it art Brian the Wise pretending to be-eth Brian the Wise Disguise pretending to cover it uppeth by pretending that he thinketh the multitudes there will thinketh it art really Brian the Wise pretending to be-eth Brian the Wise Disguise but, Lo! he hath to do it because there art not enough suckething up lately...entereth Brian the Wise Disguise who art really Brian the Wise pretending not to be Brian the Wise but Brian the Wise Disguise, but it really ART Brian the Wise.....
Well, thee art here to telleth thou, this art much appreciatedeth. But in thy list .... well ....
Thanks be unto thee!
Love Br the Wr