According to the John the Mysterious Pipecleaner Proctology and Weather Forecaster Unit one must first understand that The Word according to Queen from www.queeble.com is not a threat to world peace but an outlet for the truth.

The effects of the recent total destruction of the website (which is ranked number one by Queenfans worldwide) over the Easter Holiday period that occurred in March 2005 has been overwhelming.

Dr B.H.M.Q. FIP stated that this can all be traced back to the Great Non-Sycophantia Overthrow of which he masterminded (copyright).

He states that 'www.queeble.com may be likened to sniping pimply faced bitch prats, Love B and so should be overthrown in stereo and removed from the great planet Cyberland'.

Since then, sycophants have been responsible for the total removal of this and other non sycophantic websites, for example, the fall of TOFBRA, the flaming of the Free and Kiss Mailing Lists and the 'rise' of QOL in 7 different languages.

However, the members of the Free Yourself from Bad Company and Stop 72 Minute Guitar Solos Coalition are doing their best to defeat these ultra saccharine sounding deadshits.

Don't be deceived! You can know the members of this conspiracy by their ILoveFatArsedWhales clothing and their DoTheseHideMyFacialHair? sunglasses.

They accuse us of Insider Trading, infiltrating their Inner Circle with well placed Double Agents and constructing Queeble Stories based on the TRUTH - and they are RIGHT!

They want to invade cyberspace, cause all non bw.com domains to be removed and ultimately take over all renegade mailing lists.

They plan to do this by collecting IP's, hacking and banning and sending whining emails to yahoo.com.....in dutch. www.queeble.com and all Queeblers must prepare for the coming battle of sarcasm which is about to hit cyberspace.

To help, send as many abusive emails as you can muster to any rogue website you find and tell them to rotate on their own webcams. www.queeble.com is back and we are pissed.

Stand back brothers and sisters, we are going in for the kill now. And thank you for your support! :-)