The Duduketh!
I, Brian the Wise didst thusly createth this instrumenteth from an old fire-ethplace, a knitting needle, a few old buttons and Adobe-eth Photoshop!
LO! It art I, Armenian Bri the Wi! Dost Thou not looketh handsome in Thy Almanac/Armenian-eth dress?
BEHOLD! Armenian Bri the Wi haveth of many Almanac/Armenian-eth costumes!
There art Warrior Bri the Wi...
Brave Bri the Wi upon His trusty Steed-eth!
And Thy newest-eth one...COMMANDER-ETH Bri the Wi !!! Ha Ha-eth!
HOLY CBE-ETH! WHAT ART THIS?!?
THEE CANST NE'ER BELIEVE-ETH THINE EYES !!!
IT ART THY HOLY GOBLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOLEN FROM THEE BY AN ARMENIAN WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUCH SMITE BE UPON THE ARMENIANS!!!!
THAT ART THE VERILY GOBLET GIVEN UNTO THEE BY THY BRETHEN ONE CHRISTMESSETH LONG AGO!
MUCH SHAME AND DISGRACE-ETH BE UPON THE ARMENIANS!
I, BRI THE WI, HATH SEARCHEDETH HIGH-ETH AND LOW-ETH FOR-ETH THY HOLY GOBLET FOR-ETH YEARS!
THE WISE GOD BRIAN ART VERILY ANGRY AND DOTH WISH-ETH TO SHOVE THOU DUDUKETHS UP THINE ARSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RETURN-ETH THY HOLY GOBLET UNTO THEE AT ONCE-ETH!
THE FARTS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS BE UPON THEE!