QNN in the Antipodes carried the following news coverage film of Brian the Wise meeting Earthly Queen Elizabeth on the new day after the sabbath. Brian the Wise haveth a raging hangover from the two glasses of Guiness He indulge-eth in the night before. Scribe - Michael Usher-eth.
SCRIBE: "The Earthly Queen hath coppeth a lot of criticism for a royal function at the Palace last night wherest she knoweth not who-eth Gods and prophets wert!"
SCRIBE: "Admittedly they art not her generation or style, but these Holy Men WERE invited unto the Palace."
BRIAN THE WISE: (who appeareth to be-eth in mid-sentence hearkens unto her words) ".....verily pleased to meet Thou. Thee have-eth an apology to make unto Thee - for making so much noise on Thou roof."
THE EARTHLY QUEEN (not amused): "Oh! Wert that Thou? (slaps Brian the Wise with her umbrella) Thou ought to grow-eth up. Thy husband and I fairly shyte Our Royal Selves when that dreadful racket screecheth unto the night. What wert Thou thinking, Thou git?"
BM: "Yea, that wert Thee, but Thee art apologising."
SCRIBE: "Jimmy-eth Pagus didst nowt register."
JIMMY-ETH PAGUS: "Huh? Good evening Ma'am, please do-eth not hit thee. I wert not on Thou roof."
THE EARTHLY QUEEN : "Art thou a guitarist too?"
JP : " Well yea, but thee do-eth not play atop peoples palaces. Thee art not a showoff."
SCRIBE: And a few blank looks with Jeffus Beckus, and the same with Eric of Clapton.
JEFFUS BECKUS: "Thee art Jeffus Beckus." Shakes hand
THE EARTHLY QUEEN (unto Eric of Clapton) : "And hath thou been sneaking up on Thy roof?"
ERIC OF CLAPTON: "About, um.... Yea!... About 40 times now." (Gets a whack with the umbrella)
SCRIBE: Clearly the Earthly Queen art not amused. She wert overheard spakething unto her Secretary "Cross those bastards off the knighthood list!"
SCRIBE: "This art Michael Usher-eth in London....Holy Shit, there art a bushfire! Help! Fire! Fire!"