And the disciples went forth, and came unto the city, and two Gods wert indeed missing-eth! And they wert bewildered-eth! And so they make-eth ready for something to eat for-eth they wert bloody hungry. And in the evening two Gods cometh with the disciples. "Lo! It art verily sad the the Two Gods art missing-eth" sayeth Brian the Wise, "We must honour them and send-eth out a search party. And Lo! Let this be-eth a lesson unto all ye who partake-eth of too much Vodka! An ill wind blow-eth, thy head will throb-eth and ye willst surely lose thy way, as have-eth Our Two Gods!" sayeth Brian the Wise, wisely.
And as they did eat, Brian the Wise took bread.
Roger the Divine also went forth to take-eth of bread but Brian the Wise sayeth unto Him "Nay, Thou art still too fat!"
And Roger the Divine hath of the lettuce leaf instead. And Brian the Wise tooketh of the bread and blessed, and brake it, and gave unto everyone - except Roger - , and sayeth, Taketh, eat; this art Thy body of the Gods.
And He took-eth of the cup, and when He had given thanks, He gave it unto them: and they all drank of it. And Roger the Divine sayeth unto them 'bloody hell, leave-eth Thee a bit!"
And Brian the Wise sayeth unto them, This art Our blood of the New Queeble, which art shed for the Missing Gods.
Verily I sayeth unto ye. Thee willst drink-eth no more of the fruit of the vine, until that day that Thee drink-eth it new in the kingdom of Queeble.
And even then Thee willst not drink-eth too much for-eth I, Brian the Wise, do-eth not wish to get lost like the other Two Gods!"
"Well bugger Thou" sayeth Roger the Divine, "Thee art verily happily with a liquid diet!"