"Huh?" sayeth the disciples.
"The Gods Plus" sayeth the organisers and bank managers and tour promoters.
'Plus what?" sayeth the disciples.
"Plus whoeverethsofortheth we wish to put-eth up front and milk-eth much money from" sayeth all the important guys.
"Oh" sayeth the disciples.
"And ye shall followeth Their word for-eth it shalt be-eth a mixture of the Old Word and the New Word and Somebody Elses word." sayeth the important ones.
"And what if we do-eth not like it?" shouted The Heckler.
"Ye willst like-eth it for it art the way!" commanded the important ones.
"The ticket prices art a bit rich!" sayeth The Heckler.
"YOU DARE TO GIVE-ETH PITTANCE UNTO THY GODS??" roared the important ones, "BE GONE HECKLER FOR-ETH WE HAVE-ETH MUCH WORK TO DO!"
And they stripped the Two Gods, and put on Them scarlet robe designed by Zhandra Rhodes.
And when they had platted a crown of thorns, they put it upon Their heads, and a reed in their right hand; and they bowed the knee before Them, and mocked Them, saying Hail Old Queens! And they spit on Them, and took the reed, and smote Them on the head.
"Ouch-eth!" cried the Two Gods!
And after they had mocked Them, they took the robe off from Them, and put led Them away to crucify Them onstage.
And as they led Them away, they laid hold upon one Paul-eth, an unemployed tosser, coming out of the country, and on him they laid the cross, that he might bear it after The Two Gods. And there followed Them a great company of people and women, which also bewailed and lamented Them.
"Whereforeart the other Two Gods?" they wailed.
And when they were come to the place, which is called Brixton Academy, there they crucified Them and the one called Paul-eth, one on the right hand, and the other on the left. Then said Brian the Wise, forgive-eth them; for they knoweth not what they do-eth. And ye may-eth quote Thee on that.
Then the soldiers, when they had crucified The Gods + Paul-eth, took their silly garments, and made a zillion parts, and sold it to the disciples as merchandise-eth. They said therefore among themselves, Let us not give-eth it away, but charge lots for it, whose it shalt be: that the Scripture might be fulfilled, which saith, 'this art a mighty cash cow - milk it for all it art worth. These things therefore-eth the soldiers did.