And the sun wert darkened, and the vail of the temple was rent in the midst. And in the midst it wert rent. And rented it did. And in the midst as well. And there wert the rented temple in the midst.
And when The Two Gods + Paul-eth Rodgers didst thusly crieth out with loud voices, They sayeth, We hath partaken in too much of the spirit Vodka but now it art wearing off and We thusly thinketh We may haveth maketh a mistake: and having sayeth thus, They gave up the ghost.
Now when the centurion saw what wert done, he glorified the Gods + Paul-eth Rodgers, spaking, Certainly these art righteous men.
"Nay, We art Gods!" came a muffled reply.
"Shut-eth up! Thou art supposed to be-eth dead!" sayeth the centurion.
When the evening wert cometh, there cameth a rich man of the Swiss Bank, named Jim, who also himself wert a disciple: He went to the soldiers, and begged the bodies of The Gods + Paul-eth Rodgers. Then the soldiers commanded the bodies to be-eth delivered unto Jim. They knoweth not what else to do with Them.
And when Jim hath taken the bodies, he wrapped them in a clean linen cloth, and laid it in a new tomb, which he had hewn out in the rock with a toothpick and a sixpence: and he rolled a great stone to the door of the sepulchre, and departed-eth. He actually went-eth off down the pub for-eth he wert verily thirsty after all that work.
And Mary Magdalene the Lap-eth Dancer and Mary, the Gods mother, beheld where They wert laid.