Hearken Ye! Hearken Ye! Lo! Reports hath justly cometh to hand at BtW.com of a rather odd man wanderething about in a state of dementia-eth muttering unto Himself "Happily Birthday Unto Thee". This strange little man claimeth to be-eth Roger the Divine, (ye may remember-eth Him to be-eth the drummer of Queen) and He doth thusly state that He art 56 today!
The truth of this We knoweth not! Roger the Divine art much-eth older than 56! He art older than Methethusela! And we knoweth that Roger the Divine, Our Heavenly Father doth nay haveth a birthday upon this day! We knoweth that all the four Gods wert born on Christethmess Day. They art QuadGods and haveth their birthday on December 25th!
We suggesteth hitherto and forthethwith that this odd little man be deportedeth at once o'er the seven seas unto the Antipodes for the term of his natural life for impersonating a God!
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Happily Birthday unto Tonyeth Vincenteth